No diversity buffet would be complete without being both kosher and halal.
Chef: Welcome to the Diversity Buffet!
Diner: Oh WOW, it looks great!
Diner: I can't wait to try a little taste of each flavor.
Chef: NO, STOP! I haven't finished preparing it yet.
Chef: Individual flavors won't do. You need to integrate the whole buffet!
Blender: WWWRRRRRRRRRRR
Diner: Ugh, there's no way I'm eating that mess
Chef: Were you under the impression that eating it was optional?
Diner: URRGH!