On the bright side, a lot of kids walked away with extensive experience in botany. 420
Dude-Dog: REMEMBER KIDS, BE COOL - STAY IN SCHOOL!
Kid: You got it, Dude-Dog!
Kid: Oh boy, time to see what 12 long years of quality public school education will get me!
McDonald's Sign: (Sign reads: NOW HIRING experienced staff)
Manager: (reads resume)
Manager: (contemplates)
Manager: (wraps burger with resume)
Manager: Order #52 ready.