After many years on the internet, I think I was quite tame.
Gay Paraders: (exposing themselves)
Onlooker: Ew, why can't you keep this gross stuff out of your parades?
Gay Cop: Hey buster, you should be proud of your sexuality. Don't let society's opinions oppress you.
Onlooker: (contemplates)
Onlooker: SCAT PRIDE, WORLDWIDE!