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Professor: Women earn 77 cents for every man's dollar
Student: (gets idea)
Student: (makes phone call)
Newscaster: Markets are reeling today as precious metal prices hit new record lows
Female miner 1: (swings pick)
Female miner 2: (digs dirt)
Student: heheh
Building: (Sign reads: WoMINE PROGRESSIVE MINING COMPANY)
Student: heheheh
Student: Heh heh heh