Inspired by the recent Salon Magazine article wherein we are implored to be sympathetic to a pedophile's uncontrollable attraction to children. No word yet if we're ever going to see an article not demonizing male heterosexual leanings.
Man: So, why did you choose to be lesbian?
Lesbian: Sexuality isn't something you choose. I was born this way.
Man: Oh, I see. Kind of like how I prefer thin women with shapely butts.
Lesbian: NO! That's socially constructed by advertisements and photoshop!