I'm certain I've seen a similar presentation somewhere else. It was just too good for me not to do my own rendition.
Paperboy: Hey boss, we need you to choose the top story today before we print. Take a look.
Newspaper 1: (reads: BAN ALL GUNS: Why only police should have guns)
Newspaper 2: (reads: Racist cop shoots unarmed black man)
Paperboy: Boss?