Primum non nocere
Doctor: Good news, little Timmy is perfectly healthy, but before you two leave the clinic I wanted to ask if you'd like us to pull out all his teeth?
Mother: WHAT? WHY?
Doctor: Tooth extraction is proven 100% effective at preventing cavities and tooth infections
Mother: What? NO! We'll just use toothpaste and floss
Doctor: Ok. We can just cut off his outtermost ears then. They can interfere with proper cleaning
Mother: NO, STOP! These are horrible ideas. What kind of parent do you think I am?
Doctor: Hmm... I suppose you'd like us to cancel the circumcision then?
Mother: Actually, lets not get too far ahead of ourselves here, doctor